Which Shakespeare Character Are You?


  1. When you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing you do?

  2. I polish my knife collection.

  3. Crossdress.

  4. Fling myself across the room. Dramatically.

  5. Recite my feminist mantra after reading some Sylvia Plath.

  6. What do you order at Starbucks?

  7. Coffee almost as black as my soul.

  8. Chai. Wait no ... a mocha. Actually, chai is good. I think I’ll get both.

  9. Strawberries and cream frappuccino with a lethal dose of espresso on the side.

  10. No thanks. I already have an organic juice from home.

  11. Got any spring break plans?

  12. I’ll be trying to get this dumb spot out of my shirt. Hopefully, it’s just ketchup...?

  13. Just hanging out with some family. Nothing too crazy. I hope.

  14. Castles are the coolest. I just need to decide which of two I really want to see...

  15. I’m thinking an island. Hmm I wonder what I should bring, you know, just in case I get trapped on it.

  16. You were just crowned prom queen! Why?

  17. Because I “eliminated” everyone else. No more questions, please.

  18. I was the best dressed. Actually, I had two outfits… and I think there was a miscommunication on the voting. Not my fault!

  19. I faked a broken leg and everyone felt bad about it. LOL.

  20. Because I whined about it to all my friends. I didn’t even get to pick my own date. UGH!

  21. What TV show have you been bingeing on recently?

  22. How to Get Away with Murder. Just watching for a friend.

  23. RuPaul’s Drag Race. I need the outfit inspo.

  24. Downton Abbey. SO. MUCH. DRAMA.

  25. The Handmaid's Tale. Margaret Atwood is such a queen.

Mostly A: Lady Macbeth (Macbeth). You are a powerhouse of all sorts, and also a little scary. People admire your pride and ambition, but sometimes, you need to just chill.

Mostly B: Viola (Twelfth Night). You are very indecisive (especially with your wardrobe), but it’s not always your fault! You are loyal to friends and family, and also not the best at communication -- but that’s not all your fault either. Really, it’s the other people.

Mostly C: Juliet (Romeo and Juliet). Don’t ever start a relationship. EVER. You put everything you have into what you’re doing, which is great. However, make sure to keep your own needs in mind, too.

Mostly D: Miranda (The Tempest). You are a peaceful activist, who is just a liiiittle bit annoying about it. You try to get your family on board, too, but they won’t always listen. Also, you are stuck on a brave new world of an island. No? Oh.


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